Would you rather:
1. meet willy wonka OR ghandi?
willy wonka

2. chug a full bottle of pepto-bismol OR drink two gallons of whole milk?
pepto, 2% milk is gross enough, there is no way I could drink whole milk

3. be on the receiving end of an atomic wedgie OR purple nurple?
I'll have to go with the wedgie, you could always just wear really stretchy underwear.

4. watch a movie marathon of all of pauly shore's films OR ian mckellen's films?
I'll take the Pauly Shore marathon. Sure, with Ian McKellan you get better movies, but it would last forever.