An actual conversation that I had with my mother on DECEMBER 15th:

Mom: So, when are you coming to visit? Christmas?

Me: Yes, Christmas. We should get into town late on the 23rd.

Mom: (a little whiney, dejected) So I have to wait until Christmas, you aren't coming up any sooner?

Me: Mom, it's the 15th. That's not even 10 days away.


*sigh* When we lived in the same town I didn't see her or speak to her as often as I do now. What on earth makes people want to see you once you live far away?